How small is it???
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My town is so small that yesterday I went to the post office to pick up a package in the waiting. Driving there I was nervous thinking that in Las Vegas we had to show proof of address - I have nothing here in Washington yet.
I nervously hand over the slip to the postal employee all the while thinking "please don't ask for my id, please don't need any address proof..."
The postal employee took my slip, read it and said, "Oh, yes...you just got back from vacation. Let me get your box".
Done. No further questioning. That's when you know you're in Smallsville.
