Just Adding to the List

I'm going to have to start some kind of log for what comes out of Joey's mouth. He's two- everything he says is funny.

PJ: Mom, when are you going to get off the computer?! I want to use my 15 minutes now.

Me: PJ, I just sat down with my coffee and I'm going to read. It will be a little while. Maybe you should go eat your breakfast.

PJ: Mutter, mutter, stomp, stomp

Me: PJ, go lie down in your bed until you feel better and are not so grumpy.

Joey: (Running at top speed into the office) TJ goin to time out???? WHAT did he throw?

The look on his face was priceless- half filled with concern that his big brother was getting the forbidden time out and half filled with pleasure that he isn't the only one.