Proper Dinner Etiquette

I try so hard. I really do. Saying grace before we eat, teaching them to set the table properly, have earnest talks while we eat...

Warning: This dinner story does not fit into anything proper-

The dog can always be found under the table if someone is eating. Well it appears the dog may have eaten something she shouldn't have for she was having issues. After a loud groan on the other side of the table I saw my husband quickly put his shirt up around his mouth and nose. At this point, Joey got up out of his booster, leaned over and yelled, "Are you the doctoe"?????

It was all over then. Raucous laughing, things spilling, children screaming- I suppose we can try again tonight.