My middle man is a tech junky. Always been. He's just wired that way- pardon the pun. Driving home from the vet yesterday I inquired....
Me: Hey, did you get a chance to read your catechism today?
Him: Yep. All of it.
Me: Oh, good. Tell me about what you read.
Him: Well, it was about sins. Like...(thinking for a moment) actual sins. And virtual sins.
Me: laughing too hard to even explain what he meant to say.
All I can say is next year the priest is going to get a hoot out of this kid!